DETROIT - Rihanna told the audience at The Carburetor Coliseum that she had a surprise for them. And then she opened her mouth wide open and flashed her teeth.
And right away the venue filled with a chorus of widespread oohs and aahs as they could see the singer's new diamond grill on her lower teeth.
The Barbadian beauty said that she had been wanting to get the diamond grill ever since she broke up for good with her ex-boyfriend Chris "The Hound" Brown.
Ling Chow Rangoon, who was covering the Detroit concert for The iRumors News Agency, said that the 25-year-old singer's new 'mouthy' look makes her look like a gangsta gal, which is exactly the look that Ri-Ri said she was hoping to achieve.
Rangoon said that she cannot understand why such a good-looking young woman has to act like that loose cannon circus clown Nicki Minaj.
The iRumors reporter added that Rihanna's new diamond grill may be very expensive but all it does is make her appear like she's a ghetto gal out on the streets hoping to get herself a chumphump, as 50 Cent calls it.
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