NEW YORK CITY - Word out of FOX News land is that they have finally decided to replace Sean Hannity who has been embedded in the coveted 9 pm (Eastern) 8 pm (Central) time slot for a long time.
And taking Hannity's microphone will be the pert and opinionated blonde newsreader Megyn Kelly.
One top FOX News executive was asked why they decided to make the change. He took a sip of his Starbucks and replied that the powers that be decided that Sean had come to the end of his political journey.
They felt that he had said and done all that he could possibly say and do and it was time to get someone else in the much sought after seat
When asked why Megyn Kelly, the reply was that they had taken a poll and 53 percent of the participants answered that they preferred Kelly to Hannity.
One individual identified as Oliver Nittongroust of Peoria, Illinois said, "Hey, if it's between watching old Fred Flintstone (Hannity) or that sexy-looking, sultry broad Kelly then Kelly wins by a country mile."
Another individual Sheryl "Muscles" Cakefire, 31, of San Francisco, who described herself as a practicing lesbianite said, "I love Megyn's hair, her makeup, her ears, her lips, her legs, and all of the other intimate female parts that I can't see but can only imagine to be yummy yum yum."
SIDENOTE: Megyn was asked to comment on her new position. She giggled and remarked, "You said position." She composed herself and then pointed out that she will take compliments from anyone, men, women, lesbianites, and even members of Sarah "Snowflake" Palin's old Tea Bag party.