Written by Abel Rodriguez
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Friday, 9 August 2013

image for NASCAR's Danica Patrick To Appear In A Sexy, Erotic Commercial
Danica will appear in a commercial for Skintillating Suntan Lotion.

LOS ANGELES - The Skintillating Suntan Lotion Company has just announced that it has signed NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick to appear in a commercial for its suntan product.

A spokesperson for the suntan company stated that the Venice Beach based company had been after Danica to appear in one of their commercials since last year.

Apparently Danica's husband at that time did not want his wife to appear in a skimpy bikini showing off 95 percent of her body.

But now that Ms. Patrick has divorced Dr. Paul Hospenthal, she has decided to go ahead and do the commercial which will be shot down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Danica said that in the one minute commercial she will be shown wearing a very skimpy red, white, and blue bikini with the Skintillating Suntan Lotion logo placed strategically on the crotch region

The NASCAR racer was asked what her current boyfriend fellow racer Ricky Stenhouse Jr., thought about his girlfriend being seen in such an erotically sexy commercial.

She grinned and said that Rick the Stick, as she calls him, has no say in the matter and that she is a grown woman and she makes her own decisions except of course when she was married to her ex-husband and that was what led to the divorce

SIDENOTE: Danica stated that she is slated to appear on an upcoming edition of The Viagra View where she will talk about her erogenous zones with Larry King and Regis Philbin.

Make Abel Rodriguez's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 5?

4 15 9 21

Go to top