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Saturday, 3 August 2013

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Hasselhoff said later it felt like the very rough bog roll in the Carnegie Hall men's room

Bloodyvostock - An obscene act involving the Russian flag and Bloodhound Gang bassist Jared Hasselhoff's hairy ass in the Ukrainian city of Odessa may have been just a warm-up act concert publicists said today.

The US rock band's Eastern European tour is due to come to a climax in the newly gentrified Chernobyl region of the Ukraine, famous for its signature dish of Chicken Kiev and the boa constrictor-like vaginal muscles of indigenous sluts and slags.

Next week Bloodhound Gang is due to headline an all-star bill of international rock musicians at a fund raiser gig for members of jailed Russian girl band Pussy Riot.

Fans of the fabulous and fiesty female rockers need to raise a decent wedge to spring the lovelies from a Moscow hellhole known as the Oubliette where they are on hard labor sentences for outraging Russian religious morals.

And getting up Vladimir Putin's nose.

A series of appeals and judicial reviews has so far failed to release the women whose only 'crime' appears to be taking the piss out of Russian Establishment humbuggery.

Commenting on Bloodhound Gang's booking at the Chernobyl Pleasuredome Russian Culture Minister Vladimir Medinsky described the band as 'idiots' who had better leg it home pronto before the Culture Cops armed brigade pays a 6am visit to their hotel suite.

The group formed back in the 1990s and have a bit of a reputation for provocative and sexually explicit lyrics.

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