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Saturday, 3 August 2013

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Buddy Holly is considered by Paul McCartney to be his all-time favorite singer.

TARZANA - Gary Busey's career was revitalized thanks to his two appearances on Donald Trump's NBC show Celebrity Apprentice.

The singer, actor who just turned 69, on June 29, has never been shy and he would not hesitate for one second to try and sell hip hop CD's to members of the Ku Klux Klan.

Gary has been described as a space alien who landed on Earth with such a rough landing that it badly scrambled his marbles.

Busey did do an excellent portrayal of the legendary 50's rock and roller Buddy Holly in 1978's The Buddy Holly Story.

He followed that up by playing Adam in the Adam & Eve classic, What! Apple Pie Again?

Recently Gary has developed a keen interest in space travel. In fact a few days ago he called up Donald Trump and asked him to lend him $1.3 million so that he could build a space ship and explore the planet Jupiter.

SIDENOTE: As of Saturday, August 3, at 9 a.m. (EST), Mr. Trump had not gotten back to Busey.

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