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Saturday, 10 August 2013

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Pamela has said that she needs a shoulder to lean on. (Photo by Gazebo Serengeti.)

SAN FRANCISCO - Pamela Anderson flew into San Francisco to film a commercial for The Silly Sardine Seafood Restaurant.

While in the City By The Bay she attended a concert by Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz.

Afterwards she spoke with Gazebo Serengeti of Bedroom Pillow Talk. The two talked at the famed 49ers Huddle Bar.

Serengeti asked her if she had any movies in the works. Anderson who turned 41, on July 1, answered that she did not. She then added that she has not received a movie script in over a year.

She took a drink of her Anaconda Shooter and as she fiddled with her hair she confessed to Serengeti that she has been feeling a bit depressed of late.

He asked if she wanted to talk about it and she nodded yes. She asked if she could have a sip of his Flaming Volcano. Serengeti remarked that she sure could.

And then Pamela Anderson who has appeared totally nude in dozens of men's magazines told him that she has become very concerned about her sex hormones.

"In what way?" Serengeti asked.

Anderson replied that they appear to be dwindling and as a result the urge to vavavoom is just not there.

Serengeti started coughing.

He then asked her if there was anything that he could do for her.

She smiled and replied that she has learned one thing and that is that lovers are a dime a dozen.

Pam then whispered to Gazebo that she would like for him to be a friend and to provide her with a shoulder that she can lean on.

"Well, I've got two of 'em" he said smiling from ear-to-ear.

A few minutes later the couple was seen going back to Pam's hotel room to talk and do some shoulder leaning.

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