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Saturday, 3 August 2013

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NEW YORK CITY - Republican radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh is furious at the remarks that Russell Brand made about him on Chelsea Handler's talk show, Chelsea Lately.

Handler was talking to her guest Russell Brand when she asked him what he thought of Rush Limbaugh.

The Englishman looked right at the camera and replied "Not friggin much thank you."

She asked him to elaborate. Brand grinned and said that he does not care for old archaic geezers who think that just because they are old museum relics they somehow feel that they know voluminous volumes more than someone much younger than themselves.

Russell pointed out that if Mr. Limbaugh has all of the freakin problem solving answers then why doesn't he give up his ubiquitously omnipresent show and run for public office.

Brand continued by saying that anyone can get a microphone and spew, and rant, and rave but unless one puts oneself in a centralized position to actually make a noticeable difference then it's kind of like a woman trying to keep her perfectly coiffed hairdo in place during a sudden windstorm, it categorically and unequivocally isn't going to happen.

When word of Brand's remarks got back to Limbaugh he said that Brand is an example of a drug experiment that went horribly wrong.

He added that his name should actually be Drugy Brand and he noted that Rusty could probably put Willie Nelson to shame in the recreational substance department.

In Other News. Reports out of Buckingham Palace are that Queen Elizabeth has informed Kate and William that she wants the first words that come out of little Prince George Alexander Louis' mouth to be Queen Mum.

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