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Wednesday, 7 August 2013

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Ashton thinks it may take a magic voodoo stick to get Demi to divorce him. (Photo Credit: Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette).

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Some of Demi Moore's friends are starting to worry about the 50-year-old actress and fear that her jealousy of Mila Kunis is starting to cloud her judgment and reasoning.

According to Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune Moore is still being stubborn about giving Ashton Kutcher the divorce he has been wanting for over a year.

Kutcher has pleaded with his cougar wife and told her that she can forget about him because he would not get back with her if she was the last female in LaLaLand.

The star of Two and A Half Men said that his days of being a boy-toy are over and he wants so desperately to marry the girl of his dreams, the love of his life, the ever gorgeously erotic Mila Kunis before her 30th birthday which falls on August 14.

Ashton has even contacted Bruce Willis who was married to Demi before him and asked him to intervene.

Bruce reportedly told Kutcher that Moore's head is as hard as the Great Wall of China and Demi still believes in her Alice in Wonderland mind that she and Ashton will be getting back together again and live happily ever after like Anthony and Cleopatra.

Ashton confessed to Bruce that he hates to hate but he is starting to hate Demi. Bruce grinned and said, "Welcome to the club bro."

Meanwhile Kunis wonders like Marilyn McCoo sang in the 1969 Fifth Dimension song "Will You Marry Me Bill?" if she is ever going to see her wedding day.

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