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Monday, 5 August 2013

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Ellen recently bought her wife Portia a 2013 Bentley. (Photo by Ryan Seacrest).

HOLLYWOOD - The latest feud to take place in Tinsel Town is between talk show host Ellen DeGeneres and reality show star Kris Jenner AKA Mama Kardashian.

It appears that 57-year-old Kris stated that she does not like Ellen's talk show because it is just to nicey-nice.

She remarked that she needs to have some controversial guests on such as Naomi Campbell, Alec Baldwin, Rush Limbaugh, and perhaps some members of the KKK.

Ellen fired back by saying that Kris needs to stop worrying about The Ellen DeGeneres Show and spend her time trying to find a way to medically reduce the humongous butt that resides behind her daughter Kim's lower back.

The 55-year-old DeGeneres also added that instead of making commercials for eyeliner and lipstick Kris really needs to make commercials for products that she desperately needs to use such as Cellulite-Be-Gone Cream™, Wrinkles Away Lotion™, Liver Spot Removal Salve™, and Empress Emma Estrogen Suppositories™.

Suggested Reading: Ellen's new book titled Females I Would Love To Have An Intimate Relationship With If I Was Not Happily Married to Portia.

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