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Thursday, 1 August 2013

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Adam Lambert will portray a make up artist in the TV show, 'One Of Us Is Gay.' (Photo by John Travolta).

HOLLYWOOD - The Epitome Television Network has just announced that they will be premiering a new sit-com in the fall called One of Us Is Gay starring John Travolta and Adam Lambert.

ETN spokesperson Tansinella "Tansi" Wickovich stated that the show will be set in West Hollywood. Travolta will play the part of a celebrity tour bus driver named Kix Higgenhut and Lambert will portray a Tinsel Town make up artist named Magellan Fandango.

The two move in together after they meet one day at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. They really hit if off because both are big fans of Lady Gaga, Cher, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and knock-knock jokes.

Co-starring in the sit-com will be 87-year-old Cloris Leachman as their very nosy and extremely flirtatious next-door neighbor Tootsie Mixington.

Tootsie has a tendency of running around dressed like Miley Cyrus in tight short shorts, which is one of the most yuckiest sights you can ever imagine.

SIDENOTE: The producers of the show have said that each week they will feature a well-known Hollywood celebrity in a guest-starring role. Ricky Martin will appear on the first show as Bruce "Frisky" Friscatelli, a LaLaLand masseur.

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