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Thursday, 1 August 2013

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Anthony Weiner at a recent press conference in Brooklyn. (Photo by Huma Abedin).

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump may have the worst hairdo this side of Gary Busey but he does know all about getting television ratings.

The producer and star of Celebrity Apprentice has just stated that he has asked Anthony Weiner to appear on the show's next edition.

Trump told TV ClickerWorld's Sangria Wine that just the name Weiner is enough to get 3 million viewers.

The billionaire with the disgustingly atrocious hair remarked that each time he hears the name Weiner he immediately sees dollar signs; lots and lots of dollar signs.

El Donaldo as he is known in Spanish Harlem told Miss Wine that he tried to get Edward Snowden to also appear on Celebrity Apprentice but it appears that (Eddie) is going to be tied up at Moscow's Sheremetyevo Airport for a while.

SIDENOTE: Anthony Weiner stated that he will seriously consider appearing on the show and any money he wins he will donate to the underprivileged children of The Hamptons.

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