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Thursday, 1 August 2013

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There has never been a female rock singer who uses more glitter on her face than Ke$ha. (Photo provided by Adam Lambert).

LA HABRA, California - Things have not been going to good lately for the quasi-rap singer Ke$ha. She recently performed in the parking lot of a Pompous Pizza Parlor in La Habra before a crowd of 31 people.

The singer with the dollar sign in her name spoke with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine. She said that she is afraid that she does not have the fan following that she used to have.

When asked what she attributes this to the 26-year-old paused and said that maybe it has something to do with the glitter.

Ke$ha is noted as the female Adam Lambert in regard to using lots and lots of glitter on her face.

A lot of Ke$ha's fans also use glitter and it has caused several concert venues to cancel her performance due to the fact that glitter is hard as hell to pick up.

The Los Angeles native told Miss Cotton that if her career does not pick up she may have to replace the dollar sign in her name with a cent sign and go from being Ke$ha to being KeĀ¢ha.

SIDENOTE: Ke$ha had a pretty good hit with her song "Tik Tok." She followed it up with "Tic Tac" and "Tit For Tat" but neither song was anywhere near as popular as "Tik Tok" was.

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