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Monday, 29 July 2013

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Kim confided to Ryan Seacrest that she still has the wedding ring that ex-husband Kris Humphries gave her.

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian recently spoke with Glamboyant Magazine's Savannah Kettle about her new baby (North) and her old baby (Kanye).

Kim, who will turn 33, in October, explained that now that she has a baby, things feel so much different.

When asked in what way, the new mom replied that now she feels like her boyfriend Kanye really needs to step up to the plate and be a man and drop the constant state of rage he is always in.

Kim revealed that Kanye has just been voted by Celebrity Globe Magazine as the Hollywood celebrity who smiles the least.

She added that he beat out Kristen "The Smirk" Stewart who says she usually smiles two or three times a day.

Celebrity Globe reported that Kanye smiles once every 48 hours.

Kim confessed to Miss Kettle that she is tremendously upset over the fact that Kanye has told her (and the world) that he is not going to be marrying her.

The woman who is noted for her huge butt more than anything else said that she is very despondent and heartbroken about the 'no wedding' plans.

Her mother, Mama Kris has tried to console her by asking her if she really wants to be married to a hot-tempered, conceited, individual who only smiles once every two days.

Meanwhile her step-father Bruce "The Goose" Jenner told her that she can do a whole lot better than Kanye "The Pest" West who is still proud of the fact that he snatched little Taylor Swift's microphone before she was able to give her acceptance speech at the MTV Music Video Awards Show back in 2009

SIDENOTE: Kim's sisters Khloe and Kourtney tend to agree with their step-father and hope that Kimmy dumps the arrogant chump as soon as possible.

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