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Saturday, 27 July 2013

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Pitbull receiving a tweet from Jennifer Lopez.

NEW YORK CITY - Since divorcing Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez has been pretty much hitting the boy-toy circuit.

After her divorce was finalized J.Lo. who turned 44 on July 24, hooked up with a 19-year-old Brooklyn bagel maker named Rico "The Serpent" Serpentelli.

J.Lo dumped him after a week because she said that he asked her who the Beatles were. Jennifer said it devastated her that he did not even know who her all-time favorite band was.

Lopez then took up with Casper Smart who is 17 years younger than her. Casper had heard of the Beatles so their relationship seems to have endured.

But there is talk on the streets of the Bronx that J.Lo has somewhat of a crush on fellow singer Pitbull who is 32.

Lopez has dismissed it off as just a professional relatioship but according to an unnamed reliable source, Jennifer has been sending some sweet tweets to the Cuban-American singer.

Pitbull has denied the rumor saying that they do in fact exchange tweets but it's strictly about music, singing, Puerto Rican food, Cuban food, and the Miami Dolphins.

SIDENOTE: J.Lo recently stated on The Viagra View that her boyfriend Casper Smart is starting to get a little bit jealous of her business relationship with Pitbull. She made it crystal clear that if he does not settle down she will dump his butt quicker than Rush "Tubby" Limbaugh can shove a jelly donut down his throat.

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