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Saturday, 27 July 2013

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Charlie said that he has purchased five bras from Paris, France that he wants to give to Stacy.

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Charlie Sheen was out in the backyard of his Mulholland Estate Mansion, Casa Jose Cuervo when Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight arrived at his front gate.

Sheen had invited him over to talk about an idea he has for a comedy movie regarding the infamous Anthony Wiener which he says is tentatively titled The Story of Anthony Weiner - The Man, The Myth, & The Pecker.

De Gallo remarked that it was certainly a unique title for a movie.

Sheen smiled and thanked him and said that he thinks the title is perfect.

Charlie said that he is going to play Tony "Baloney" Wiener and the part of his wife Huma Abedin will be played by Sofia Vergara.

The 47-year-old actor said that he is still trying to get Stacy Keibler to appear in the movie.

Charlie grinned and remarked tongue-in-cheek that he will make up a character for Stacy simply because he knows that with her gorgeous, sultry looks a lot of males between the ages of 16 and 66 will go see the motion picture just to take a gander at her.

Sheen wanted the word put out that Miss Keibler will be wearing an amazingly skimpy swimsuit and Daisy Duke short shorts in the movie.

SIDENOTE: After the interview Charlie told de Gallo off-the-record that ever since Stacy and George Clooney broke up he has been trying to figure out a way to put the make on her and casting her in a movie is the perfect way.

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