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Friday, 26 July 2013

Kanye West unloaded on Taylor Swift and the recording industry in general at the Corner Bistro in Manhattan's West Village:

"I was fu**in' happy to be in a fu**in' situation where fu**in' people couldn't say fu**in' s**t, oh, I was trying to promote my own fu**in' song. For the times that I've, like, defended my fu**in' self... I'm pushing the fu**in' envelope! I wrote my fu**in' 'Run This Town' verse for a fu**in' month! When I heard Eminem's verse on the Drake s**t, I went back and rewrote my s**t for two fu**in' days," a man they say is West says in the recording. "I canceled fu**in' appointments to rewrite! I fu**in' care! You know what I'm fu**in' saying? And that's what I'm fu**in' saying. Because I did that, Taylor Swift cannot fu**in' win over Beyoncé! Because I wrote my fu**in' verse in two fu**in' days, Taylor Swift cannot fu**in' beat Beyoncé."

Taylor Swift responded, saying that Jay Z is just angry that she dumped him years ago...

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