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Friday, 26 July 2013

Former 1980s actress Natalie Gregory was found guilty in a Los Angeles Superior Court today of talentlessness.

The judge, Leslie Nielsen, spoke to Natalie before sentencing, stating that 'I see no viewing appeal in any movie you are in, and why you decided to take up acting was probably a monetary decision. I highly doubt directors were fighting to hire you in their movies. I think it was more of a bet to see who would have the courage to hire such a spoilt princess as you.'

Natalie was fined $500, disqualified from driving for 3 months and placed on a 6 month suspended jail sentence. She initially pleaded not guilty to the offence of talentlessness, and paid her outstanding citations.

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