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Friday, 26 July 2013

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The view of the Cabo San Lucas Beach from Chicharito and Cheryl's resort room.

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino was really hopping when word got out that English singer Cheryl Cole and her boyfriend Chicharito, a native of Mexico who plays soccer in Britain were in town visiting.

The Geordie singer and the Manchester United player had traveled south of the border so that Cheryl could shoot a commercial for Jose Cuervo Tequila ™.

Chezza, as she is called by Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip, will actually be shooting two commercials.

The first will be PG-13 rated to be shown on Mexican television during prime time and a second one will only be shown after midnight since it is x-rated due to the fact that Cheryl will be totally naked except for a pair of huaraches (sandals).

During their visit to the resort and casino, which is co-owned by Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler, the couple are staying in the luxuriously exquisite Eva Longoria Suite.

The couple hope to visit several of the local tourist attractions including the world famous Señor Sixto Sancho's Pole Dancing Cantina located on Pancho Villa Boulevard.

Cheryl stated that she wants for her and Chicharito to get matching tattoos and take in a bullfight at the city's Cerveza Corona Light Commemorative Bullring.

Chicharito also wants to take her to a piñata factory where he worked back when he was in the third grade.

In A Related Story. Cheryl and Chicharito also plan to drive out to Casa Avocado, a fabulous beachfront mansion, which belongs to Salma Hayek and is presently on the market for $7.3 million.

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