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Friday, 26 July 2013

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Lana Del Rey has said that Lady Gaga has had her time in the spotlight and she has now fizzled out.

BROOKLYN - At one time Lady Gaga and Lana Del Rey were as close as peanut butter and jelly but those days are long gone.

Del Rey, who is a singer in her own right, recently appeared on The Viagra View with Regis Philbin and Larry King and she really ragged on the Mama Monster as Lady Gaga is known.

Lana said that back in October of 2009, she lent the "Born This Way" singer $2,315 and Gaga has yet to pay her back.

She says that every time she brings it up Lady G tells her that she will pay her on Wednesday.

Lana says she is planning on writing a book and she will spill the beans and bagels on the alleged woman who was born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.

Del Rey plans to include such intimate tidbits as the fact that Lady Gaga is strongly afraid of gnats and she screams like an ultra feminine banshee whenever she sees one.

She will also reveal that Gags, as Vice-President Biden calls her, self-named her landing strip O'Hare Airport because of the amount of traffic it receives.

When Lady Gaga was asked to respond to Lana Del Rey's comments she got a puzzled look on her face and asked, "And just who in the hell is Lana Del Rey? Was she one of American Idol's Top 20 this past season?"

In Late Breaking News. London's Tickety Boo News is reporting that so far Kate and William's new baby boy Prince George Alexander Lewis has burped a total of 43 times.

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