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Tuesday, 23 July 2013

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Kate who is 38, says she is proud of her body but would never join a nudist camp.

CALABASAS, California - Several entertainment news publications and news shows are reporting that Kate Gosselin star of the cancelled reality shows Jon and Kate Plus 8 and later Kate Plus 8 was seen in the area of Southern California's infamous Skin & Sun Nudist Resort.

Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that she saw Gosselin's late model purple SUV actually entering the guarded front gate at S & S as the locals refer to it.

Chipotle said that she went up to the gate guard after the purple SUV had driven in and asked the guard if the blonde lady in the SUV was in fact Kate Gosselin.

The guard replied that she was not at liberty to say and revealed that dozens of noted celebrities frequent Skin & Sun which was named one of the top ten nudist resorts in America by the reputable nudist magazine Nothing To Hide Illustrated.

Kate was later asked by Miss Chipotle what she was doing at the Skin & Sun Nudist Resort.

She blushed and said that she has never been to a nudist colony before and she is certainly not going to start now that she is 38, and starting to develop telltale signs of cellulite, stretch marks, blemishes, and underarm hair.

Kate's nanny Mindy Lulu Lickenfeister was contacted by Miss Chipotle and asked if Kate had in fact visited the Skin & Sun Nudist Resort. Mindy Lulu started laughing so hard she almost dropped her fajita and broccoli taco.

SIDENOTE: Mindy Lulu told Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette in an interview back in May that Kate is so shy and self-conscious about her body that she showers with the lights off.

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