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Tuesday, 23 July 2013

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Rihanna asked the movie executives if she could wear her favorite shoes in the movie and they agreed.

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that production will soon start on the new motion picture Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions - The Rihanna Story.

Bellanino Terrabini will be directing the movie which will star Rihanna as herself in the featured role.

Terrabini told Silver Screen Showcase Magazine that the studios wanted Halle Berry who is 46, to portray the Caribbean beauty but the financial backers vetoed that notion saying that Berry was a little bit too old to be portraying the 25-year-old singer.

Denzel Washington, 58, auditioned for the role of Rihanna's violent boyfriend Chris Brown, 24, but he was also told that he was too old and besides he was way taller and much better looking than Chris The Chump as LeBron James calls him.

After auditioning over 85 prospective actors, the movie executives settled on rapper-actor Lil Bow Wow who is 26.

Terrabini has said that the movie is going to be 99.7 percent factual unlike other movies based on real people who sometimes are just 91.3 percent factual.

He told Pomona Vox with SSSM that the scene where Chris and Rihanna are in the Brooklyn laundromat is going to be one of the most graphically violent scenes ever filmed in a laundromat.

The famed director also noted that Rihanna has opted against using a stunt double and says that she has seen it all and she wants to really show the movie goers the element of violent realism.

SIDEBAR: The movie will be filmed in Smell-O-Vision™ on location in Bangor, Maine and Nuevo Laredo, Mexico.

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