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Wednesday, 24 July 2013

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Stacy is known for having the longest legs in all of Tinsel Town - they are 42-inches long. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

BEVERLY HILLS - Now that Stacy Keibler is no longer in a relationship, her hair stylist FuFi Fondue has said that the sultry babe with the 42-inch legs is getting all kinds of date offers.

Fondue said that the latest to try and put the make on George Clooney's ex-bedmate is Russell Brand who reportedly told Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine that he has been fantasizing about Stacy ever since she appeared on Dancing With The Stars.

Brand confessed that Miss Keibler is the one woman who he would like to be the mother of his children.

Word of Brand's comments got back to Stacy, who was enjoying a plate of Moo Moo Goo Goo Boo Boo Crab Ala Yum at The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Chinese Restaurant on Rodeo Drive.

She put her fork down. Took a sip of her diet water and replied that she has absolutely no desire to date Mr. Russell Brand now or ever.

In Late Breaking News. Kate Middleton has stated that she does not care if she hurts her brother-in-law Prince Harry's feelings but she is not naming her royal baby Robin Hood Mountbatten-Windsor as he has suggested.

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