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Saturday, 20 July 2013

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Julianne has been described as one of the most desirable women in Hollywood.

MARINA DEL REY - Julianne Hough celebrated her 25th birthday at a party at Le Loins of Joan of Arc Restaurant in the town that George Strait made famous; Marina Del Rey.

The 25-year-old ravishing blonde told a close friend that after ending a three relationship with American Idol's Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest she is ready to jump into a new relationship with both of her dancing feet (no pun intended).

It is no secret that Derek Hough's little sister has been very fond of Tom Cruise since the two starred in the ill-fated movie Rock of Ages.

In fact, reports out of the rumor mills of Tinsel Town had the two using each other's shoulders (and other intimate parts) to console each other after the movie bombed bigger than one of Kim Jong Un's flea market missiles.

Julianne's ex-boyfriend Ryan Seacrest is 38, and Tom Cruise is 51, so it is apparent that Julianne is definitely not the boy-toy cougar female type like Jennifer Lopez, Demi Moore, Mariah Carey, and Betty White.

Inside Tidbit: Julianne told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that just one night with her and Tommy Cruise will forget he was ever married to Katie Holmes.

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