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Saturday, 20 July 2013

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Kim may be eating a lot of cake, but it ain't going to be wedding cake.

LOS ANGELES - In an announcement that has stunned the entire Kardashian family, Kanye West who is the father of Kim Kardashian's baby North West, says he has no intentions of marrying Kim.

West speaking with Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors said that he never promised (Kim) a rose garden, a life in paradise, and certainly not a wedding ring.

Miss Rangoon asked the man who made a fool of himself 6 years ago when he took Taylor Swift's microphone away from her at the MTV Music Video Award Show, why he is shying away from marriage to the mother of his baby girl.

Kanye told her that she can wonder all she wants. Miss Rangoon told him that he did not have to be such an arrogantly pompous punk.

He told her that he did not appreciate her tone and told her to apologize to him or the interview was over.

Miss Rangoon stood up, got in Kanye's face and said, "Hey chump, I've talked to both Kim and Khloe and they both agree that in the crotch department you ain't no Lamar Odom."

SIDENOTE: Kanye The Pest was so mad he started talking in tongues.

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