Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Thursday, 18 July 2013

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Donald Trump's private jet nicknamed "Money, Money, Money."

NEW YORK CITY - There is perhaps no one in the entire United States who hates being ignored more than Mr. Golden Hair himself, Donald Trump.

Everyone knows that when it comes to the size of egos, Trump's is probably a little bit bigger than Greenland.

Trump recently told GOPicky Magazine that the Zimmerman Trial really took the spotlight away from him and the wonderfully charming and insightful tidbits that flow effortlessly from his brilliant, billionaire's brain.

El Donaldo as Eva Longoria calls him told GOPicky reporter Amos Soursuckle that he will do or say whatever it takes to get back on the national front pages.

He grinned as he took a bite of his imported Ch√Ęteaubriand and said that he has a staff of experts who have suggested to him that he get back on that birther kick that he got on last year.

SIDENOTE: Comedian Zydeco Dupree perhaps best described Trump when he said that Trumpy has always regarded himself as a charming billionaire who demands 110% loyalty from everyone of his subjects ahh...employees.

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