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Thursday, 18 July 2013

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Brandi says that one day she will take her ex-husband Eddie back from the husband-stealing LeAnn Rimes.

BEVERLY HILLS - The hair stylist to the stars, FuFi Fondue has revealed that Brandi Glanville, 40, a cast member of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is not a happy camper.

It seems that dandy Brandi has still not gotten over the fact that country singer LeAnn Rimes, 30, just two-stepped into her marriage and stole her husband away from her.

Of course Eddie Cibrian says that's not the way it happened but as Hollywood Innuendo, Bedroom Pillow Talk, and Tittle Tattle Tonight all have reported, Cibrian is not only a cheater, but a lying cheater as well.

Tittle Tattle Tonight has dozens of photographs of Cibrian and Rimes engaged in a bit of va-va-vooming up at an isolated spot near the world-famous Hollywood sign.

Hollywood Innuendo has nine photos of Eddie caressing LeAnn's tata's at The La Brea Tar Pits and Bedroom Pillow Talk has three charcoal sketches of the two engaged in a bit of tonsil hockey underneath The infamous Santa Monica Pier.

It is no secret in the rumor mills of LaLaLand that Rimes lured Cibrian away from his devoted wife by telling him that with her help he could become the next Garth Brooks, except not as heavy, thin-haired, or cowboyish.

In Other News. President Obama has just announced that he will be having a White House Birthday Party in honor of Eva Longoria on July 24. The president said that he has booked two bands Tarzan & The Tarzana Vineyard Vampires and The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz.

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