CHICAGO - Chris Brown has just had his probation revoked and the hip hopper who thought it was cute to beat the heck out of his girlfriend Rihanna could end up singing acapella and most probably falsetto in prison.
According to Celebrity Globe reporter Pia Confetti, Christina Brown, as Toby Keith, calls him may be giving some private prison concerts for the next four years.
He was on five years probation for the 2009 beating of his Caribbean cutie Rihanna, who up until recently still thought that Brown was simply misunderstood and he really and truly cared for her.
Oprah Winfrey offered to pay for RiRi to take a brain scan and see if all her brain cells were exactly where they are supposed to be because she was talking like a crazy woman on some kind of hallucinatory drug.
Rihanna said that she finally realized that Chris was just using her to kick start his faltering career. She figured out it was over when he told her that she was the third best kisser he has been with this month.
SIDENOTE: Chris is extremely concerned and very worried that he will end up behind bars and become some big old brutha's "Rihanna."