Scotland - After a decades of bravura performances channeling the authorship of the Harry Potter stories the serial children's book plagiarist has blagged her way to publishing an acclaimed crime novel under the new pen name of Robert Galbraith.
A Cuckoo's Calling, a detective novel whose publication was brokered by a literary agency called the T Blair Partnership, is her latest foray into credibility following the bombing of A Casual Vacuity which publishers remaindered as largely unreadable.
Rowling herself is a largely fictional character whose successful self reinvention has erased all links to her real birth mother, the UK TV broadcaster-cum-spite-peddler Anne Robinson.
Pals have kept their gobs shut about all this and other matters such being the birth mother of the doppelganger who has channeled 'Prince William' ever since Prince Charles topped the young princelet during a night of madness at Highgrove circa 1985.
The royal cuckoo was hurriedly inserted into the Prince's household and has lived the Life of Riley ever since, undetected mostly as a result of his birth father Tony B Liar greasing loads of royal palms and other horrible stuff.
Latest government PR machinations have billed 'William' as the father of Kate Middleton's baby, a sibling for older brother Justin Bieber who Kate farrowed after shagging Big Dave Cameron...
And so the fiction peddling goes on and on.
Commenting on the latest twist in Rowling's fantasy world the head of the Clan Galbraith merely chuckled this morning before posting a mystery tweet that 'Her Goose Is Well & Truly Cooked.'
Camilla Parker Bowles is 69.