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Sunday, 14 July 2013

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Taylor says that she's afraid she's become addicted to writing songs about her ex-boyfriends.

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift is known as the girl singer who writes songs about all of her failed relationships.

The 23-year-old has written songs about ex-boyfriends Harry Styles, Conor Kennedy, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, and John Mayer, just to name half a dozen of one six of the other as they say in Malibu.

Taylor recently told Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that she really does not do it as a type of musical revenge as she does more as a monetary gain; a tremendous monetary gain.

Swift did say that a few years ago she did write a nice happy song about butter churning.

She shook her head and said that it failed to even make the Top 100 Chart and only managed to sell a total of 903 copies including 271 in Costa Rica where she says she is looked upon as one of the Beatles.

T-Swizzle, as she is known, told Miss Mixx that she recently received a text message from Ashton Kutcher. She said that he asked her if she could write a mean-spirited song about his soon-to-be-ex-wife Demi Moore.

Ashton stressed that Moore is dragging the divorce proceedings on and on because he told her that she is way older than his gorgeous girlfriend Mila Kunis, who is very sexy, erotic, sensuous, and can suck the bark off a palm tree.

Taylor said that she has never, ever written a getting back at ya song about anyone else other than about her ex-boyfriends .

She did tell Ashton that she will try and see what she can come up with.

SIDENOTE: Mixx stated that Taylor confided in her that if Ashton and Mila ever break up she will be on him like spots on a pinto stallion.

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