SAVANNAH, Georgia - The Paula Deen Three Ring Circus continues to go on and on and on.
After losing dozens of her sponsors and advertisers as well as her show, the Southern cooking gal has just fired her agent.
Deen said that she feels that he should have done more to keep the damn volcano from erupting and spewing molten lava and ash all over her culinary empire.
And word out of Paula's home Cornbread Acres Estates is that next on the chomping block (no pun intended) will probably be her gynecologist, Dr. Beauregard "Stonewall" Honeydew.
An unnamed source who has known Paula since way back when she had black hair told iRumors that Lady Deen is also considering firing her pedicurist Ling Ling Bling.
And now on top of all that we have finally heard from Paula's husband Michael Groover, who reportedly only says about 27 words a day.
Michael has let it be known that he is so fed up with the carnivalesque atmosphere that he is thinking about moving to Afghanistan in order to get some peace and quiet.
SIDENOTE: iRumors will stay with the Paula Deen fiasco and bring you any further developments as they develop.