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Friday, 12 July 2013

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Tina flying her own helicopter over the Swiss Alps.

NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for Tina Turner has stated that the "What's Love Got To Do With It" singer will soon be headed for wedded bliss in Switzerland where she resides.

The 73-year-old firecracker of a singer/dancer says that she is going to be a cougar bride since her hubby-to-be is only 57.

Turner emphasized that it was a difference of 19 years. She paused as she figured it out in her head and then announced, "My bad y'all, Erwin (Bach) he only be 16 years younger than me."

The two met 26 years ago when he was her weekend bodyguard and official drinking buddy.

Hollywood Innuendo stated that Tina's first husband Ike Turner was a mean, very abusive son-of-a-gun who makes Chris Brown look like Dora The Explorer.

Turner and Bach have resided in a Dutch Chocolate-style home in Switzerland since 1995.

SIDENOTE: Tina told Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that she has booked one of her favorite bands to play at the wedding reception. She even hinted that she may get up and sing a song or two with Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz.

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