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Wednesday, 10 July 2013

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Lady Gaga performing on New Year's Eve at New York's Inebriated Kangaroo Lounge.

NEW YORK CITY - One of the Big Apple's most recognizable citizens has virtually fallen off the radar screen.

Friends of the highly costumed singer Lady Gaga are reporting that they have no idea what is going on with the "Born This Way" singer.

Fans of Lady Gaga have said that they hope that the woman they know and love as Mama Monster has not decided to hang up her microphone and retire from the world of music.

One of her ex-band members did tell Music Moments Magazine that he thinks that she just got burned out plus the different outlandish outfits that she would wear in her concert shows began causing a rash on the small of her back and on the left side of her butt.

Lady Gaga is said to have become completely incensed when one of her backup singers commented on her new butt tattoo.

Another concern is that Lady Gaga's Twitter site has been temporarily shut down really confusing her 38.7 million followers. They hope that NSA leaker Edward Snowden did not have anything to do with that.

SIDENOTE: Earlier in the year Lady Gaga cancelled her Born This Way Concert Tour due to the fact that she had to have surgery to realign both of her ovaries.

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