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Wednesday, 10 July 2013

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A photo of Angelina before she got down to 91 pounds.

NEW YORK CITY - Friends of Angelina Jolie, 38, are very concerned at her tremendous weight loss.

One longtime friend identified as Ribby Ping, 40, said that at first everyone just figured that Angie had one hell of a tapeworm.

But after X-rays failed to show the little wormy creature everyone's concern factor went up to the highest level.

Another Friend Loretta Nuppystick, 37, remarked that Jolie is worried sick at the fact that she truly feels that Brad is planning on returning to his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston after she dumps her fiancé Justin Theoroux.

Brad has told her at least 52 times, just since January that, that is just not the case.

But Jolie has not forgotten that back in 2005, she stole Brad away from America's sweetheart and she is now having guilt feelings about that eight years later.

Meanwhile Jennifer Aniston was contacted by Bedroom Pillow Talk and told that Jolie feels that Brad may be wanting to get back together with her.

Jennifer smiled, took a sip of her Coke Zero, and simply replied "Really? Hmmmmm."

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