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Wednesday, 10 July 2013

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The view from Stacy's luxurious room at The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

HOLLYWOOD - Like sharks at a feeding frenzy Charlie Sheen and Russell Brand wasted no time in letting it be known that each one would love to go out on a date with the salaciously sexy Stacy Keibler.

And as Dr. Watson once said, "Well duh, no kidding Sherlock."

Miss Keibler has just become the number one bachelorette in all of Hollywood and quite possibly the entire state of California.

Sheen and Brand both spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and each one salivatingly expressed the desire to do whatever it takes to land a date with the stunning, blonde ex-girlfriend of George Clooney.

Meanwhile Stacy, the woman with the astonishing 42-inch legs has stated that she will be spending some time down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where she will be staying at The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino which is co-owned by Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest and Steven "Lips" Tyler.

Stacy did say that when she returns to the U.S. there is a certain blonde cast member of Dancing With The Stars that she would like to do the horizontal mambo with.

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