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Wednesday, 10 July 2013

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Miley sitting by the Pacific Ocean and wondering if she will ever find true love.

SANTA MONICA - Miley Cyrus was out on the Santa Monica Pier with her younger sister Noah Lindsey Cyrus. The former star of the Disney show Hannah Montana has had more than her share of ups and downs lately.

Cyrus spoke to Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors and informed her that things have just not been going her way. She said that the breakup of her parents Billy Ray and Tish has really devastated her to the point where she is having trouble with her taste glands.

She also remarked that her breakup with Australian fiancé Liam Hemsworth has made her so upset she cannot stand the sight of kangaroos, koala bears, and Nicole Kidman.

Miley confided to Miss Vermicelli that a few days ago she looked in the mirror and noticed that she had developed a pimple on her tongue.

The 20-year-old was asked about the criticism she has received from the news media about her extremely tight short shorts.

Miley giggled and said that the reason why she has decided to wear her shorts ridiculously short and tight is to show Liam what he is missing.

She said that everywhere she goes the guys ooh and ahh and she loves the male attention even more than Kirstie Alley loves Hostess Twinkies.

Cyrus said that the other day her and her close friend TaLayLay Charleston went down to Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills and she bought seven shorts that were two sizes too small.

She did mention that she has decided to increase her party-girl antics by at least 25 percent.

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