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Tuesday, 9 July 2013

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Stacy says she is taking a trip down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico to get away from the Hollywood hustle and bustle.

BEVERLY HILLS - Stacy Keibler went to visit her hair stylist FuFi Fondue, who is known as The Hair Stylist To The Stars.

She has known Fondue for a long time and he is the only person in Tinsel Town who she allows to give her a bikini wax.

Keibler stated that FuFi was the first person she let know about her decision to finally break up with long time boyfriend George Clooney.

The astoundingly gorgeous Stacy recently appeared on The View and quipped to Joy Behar that FuFi has seen more LaLaLand lap donuts than Hugh Hefner, Charlie Sheen, and John Mayer all put together.

She pointed out that there have been all kinds of rumors that she was going to leave him because she wants six children and he doesn't.

Someone had also stated that he likes for her to dress up in her professional wrestling outfits and engage him in some mattress merriment.

But the 33-year-old long legged blonde beauty said that the real reason why she decided to finally end her relationship with Clooney who, at 52, is much older than her, was because since she is taller than him he told her that he did not want her to ever wear high heels.

Stacy told him that with her 42-inch long, lovely legs she has to wear high heels otherwise her sensuously erotic long-legged effect is not there.

She said Clooney told her that he wears the pants in the relationship and what he says goes.

It was at that point that she said that the ball game was over. She said she was breaking up with him. He was shocked, "You mean to tell me that you are dumping me?"

Stacy smiled and replied, "Read my lips Georgy Porgy, YES!"

SIDENOTE: George asked her if they could have one last wrestling session before she left. She shook her head and told him no and commented that he can wrestle with the fact that he is losing the most erotically sexy girlfriend he has ever had, or hopes to ever have.

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