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Sunday, 7 July 2013

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Queen Elizabeth, Kate's grandmother-in-law, reportedly owns 1,404 hats. (Photo by Len Goodman).

LONDON - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton has just told her husband William that he had better talk to his grandmother AKA Queen Elizabeth II, and tell her that she had better stop meddling in their marital affairs.

Kate, who is royally known as The Duchess of Cambridge, talked to BPT's Carolina Chipotle over the phone and said that she has put her royal foot down and stated emphatically that her hubby Princey needs to tell his grandmother to stop interfering in their daily lives.

She further stated that the old biddy, as Simon Cowell calls her, is starting to get on her last nerve.

William says that she cannot help it because she is 92-year-old.

Kate has noted that she does not care if Hat Lady is 102, she needs to worry about her husband Prince Philip's sudden interest in a certain 49-year-old Buckingham Palace chamber maid, Prince Charles' newly-acquired taste for tequila, and Camilla's strange infatuation with her cellulite.

SIDENOTE: Kate is not one to back off from something she truly believes in. Her sister Pippa Middleton told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Kate has made it crystal clear to William that if he does not straighten the queen's old royal caboose out then she will most probably leave him and move to Milwaukee, Wisconsin

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