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Sunday, 7 July 2013

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Although Kim loves her new baby girl North West she says she wants the stork to stay away for at least two years.

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian says that she can hardly wait to lose all of her baby weight and get back to being the Queen of The Tinsel Town Tushes.

She talked with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos Restaurant.

Kim said that she had no idea that being a mother could be so much fun. She remarked that baby North West is doing simply great and has taken to her breasts like Wynonna Judd to cornbread.

The 32-year-old brand new mommy did say sadly that her boyfriend Kanye still refuses to change North West's diapers.

Kim said that she is really pissed off about that (no pun intended).

She remarked that her mom (Mama Kris Kardashian-Jenner) told her that part of being a father is to help with the diaper changing chores.

SIDENOTE: Kim has begged her mother not to say anything about the diapers but Kris said she plans on talking to Kanye and will let him know that he needs to fulfil his fatherly duties and start acting like a man instead of like Justin Bieber.

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