HOLLYWOOD - Demi Moore says that she is throwing in the white towel. The G.I. Jane star revealed to a close friend that she is tired of everyone laughing behind her back due to the fact that she practically begged ex-husband-to-be Ashton Kutcher to take her back.
Ashton, who is involved with the much younger and prettier Mila Kunis, reportedly remarked that he would not take the muscular cougar back if she offered to buy him the entire state of Colorado which Ashton positively loves.
Moore who at 50 years of age is no longer getting any movie scripts says that she has fallen victim to the dreaded May-December Syndrone, which has been the downfall of millions of older women.
Demi said that at first the younger man or boy toy as he is scientifically called flatters the older female to no end telling her that she is a very sexy mature woman who can do what women half her age can't.
But as Zydeco Dupree astutely points out in his stand up routine, that is just not so. A 25-year-old woman can do exactly what a 50-year-old woman can do and do it in a much smoother, less-traveled body.
SIDENOTE: Demi reportedly told her semi-friend Paris Hilton that she plans on selling her California homes and move to Flagstaff, Arizona to take advantage of the city's 115 degree weather.