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Friday, 14 November 2003

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Ooops I did it again. I gave you my gum.

In a fairly shocking revelation, Britney Spears and Madonna are set to quit music and shack up together in a "girl-on-girl" kind of way. Spears (19), is said to be dribbling at the prospect of getting closer to her idol, Madonna (54).

The two have been caught out recently in very public places and numerous sightings of the two in various gay nightclubs has done little to ease the press. The rumours do point to a musical, as well as sexual, pairing. A friend of the two told us:

"Who can blame them? They're swinging it their own special way and best of luck to them. Maybe they'll become the next spice girls...add Aguilera and Pink to the mix and it would be fantastic. I mean, God, think about the video sales!!"

Rumours indeed are circulating that Christina Aguilera and Pink are looking to 'get in on the action' and join the two in a musical combo that would seem impossible to beat. There are whisperings that group might call themselves: S.K.A.N.K. which bizarrely enough apparently stands for Sexy Knickers And No Kylie, in reference to the exclusion of the diminutive Kylie Minogue.

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