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Friday, 5 July 2013

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Jon said that of all the girls he dated after his divorce Gwendolyn "Gwendy" Nibblenugget was the weirdest.

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for the hit show Dancing With The Stars has said that Jon Gosselin, ex-husband of Kate Gosselin, has stated that he is desperate to appear on the dance show.

Jon who with his ex-wife are the parents of eight children which were featured on the reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 has revealed that he is broke.

He told Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld that his bank account is down to $53.17. He pointed out that he lives with his mother, an aunt, three dogs, one cat, and a pet flamingo named Pinky Boy.

Meanwhile, he says, Kate is living the life of a Tinsel Town celebrity with a nanny and a bodyguard.

Jon admits that he messed up because after his divorce in 2009, he had quite a bit of money. And a string of lovely young ladies came around and he wined and dined them and then participated in some mattress sis-boom-bahing and groin canoodling.

But once the money was gone, so was the parade of young females who were only interested in being in the national spotlight.

Jon said that the worst one was Gwendolyn "Gwendy" Nibblenugget, 24, because when she left him she took all of his boxer shorts

He thought that was kinda weird and then one day he happened to see them on eBay selling for $7 each.

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