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Thursday, 4 July 2013

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Rick says that at 46, Pamela still has the body of a 26-year-old. (Photo provided by Rico Chorizo).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson at 46, is like the Eveready Bunny, the mature lady just keeps on going and going and lately she has been going quite a bit with one of her ex-husbands, film producer Rick Salomon.

Salomon, 44, recently told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that he has never met a woman who had the sexual energy that Pammy has.

Rick said that her libido on a scale of 1 to 10 is an 11 and probably just about at a 12.

He said that he has never enjoyed doing the horizontal hokey pokey with any woman more than he has with Pam The Great as he calls her.

Pamela, the former Baywatch beauty, told de Gallo that Rick knows some bedroom positions that even she had never heard of.

She giggled as she said that one that they tried the other night almost caused them to have to call 911 to come and get them untangled.

Rick laughed and said that he told her to exhale at a certain moment but she forgot to and they ended up locking up like a couple of Legos.

Anderson giggled as she said that luckily for them Tangela her maid heard her cries and she quickly ran into their bedroom.

Pam had her grab the jar of Vaseline and after about two minutes she was able to get the happy-as-the-dickens couple apart and pretty much back to normal.

SIDENOTE: Pamela gave Tangela a $75 a week raise and made her sign a paper stating that she will never reveal what she saw to anyone - ever.

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