LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest the host of American Idol is one happy as hell Georgia peach these days.
"Peaches" Seacrest as he was nicknamed by Paula "Touchdown" Abdul, told Fuchsia Garfunkel with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that he hasn't felt this happy since he started growing underarm hair.
Ryan said that his new stunning girlfriend is French model Dominique Pique. Seacrest broke up with long time girlfriend Julianne Hough in March and said that with Dominique it was, like the Swedish cliché says, love at first sight.
The 38-year-old Seacrest was asked where he and Dominique had met. He answered that he met the 27-year-old, who simply oozes feminine sexuality, in a little French restaurant in St. Tropez, France named Château Croissants & Stuff.
Pique was sitting at a table eating an apricot croissant and he sat at another table eating French fries. Suddenly their eyes met and as they say in the Vatican, Bingo!
He walked over to her table and said that he was Ryan Seacrest, the star of the fabulously popular show American Idol.
She smiled and said she recognized him from the Ford and Coca-Cola commercials.
Ryan ended up renting a $3.7 million yacht and the two consummated their relationship within five hours of meeting.
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