BEVERLY HILLS - Jessica Simpson has just given birth to her second child.
She stated that she can hardly wait to loose all the weight she gained so that she can get back into her Daisy Duke short shorts and show off her gorgeous 32-year-old body.
Simpson spoke with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo in her room at the famed Cedars Sinai Medical Center. She told her that her and her not-as-yet-husband Eric Johnson decided to name the baby boy after the highest card in a deck of playing cards; Ace.
She said that her sister Ashlee wanted the baby to be named King.
Comedian Zydeco Dupree said that the baby is just lucky that Simpson didn't name him Joker.
Jessica says she is ecstatic that her 13 month old daughter Maxwell House Drew Simpson-Johnson will now have a playmate to share all of her extremely expensive toys with.
Miss San Guacamole asked Jessica when she thinks that her and Eric may be heading down the wedding aisle.
Jessica giggled and said that she definitely needs a husband.
She then smiled politely and pointed out that they have been engaged for two years and it just seems like their schedule is pretty well filled through the end of the year.
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