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Friday, 28 June 2013

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Lady Gaga shown wearing an outfit that was fashioned out of the feathers of 2,891 pigeons.

CHICAGO - Lady Gaga, the singer with the repetitive syllable, has just been named The Most Creative Performer in The USA according to an extensive poll conducted by Chicago's Windy City Community College.

A spokesperson for WCCC Walcott Dungaree noted that Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta received the award due to the fact that some of her costumes weigh as much as 29 pounds.

The 27-year-old singer was also chosen due to the fact that she can take three heads of lettuce, an eggplant, some Saran Wrap, a roll of duct tape, and some construction paper and fashion out a wearable costume within 55 minutes.

Mr. Dungaree pointed out that Lady Gaga was also complimented for the fact that she keeps lots of people on her payroll including a seamstress, a nutritionist, two makeup artists, a hair stylist, and a sex therapist.

SIDENOTE: Lady Gaga said that she is going to donate the $12,000 cash prize to Michelle Obama's White House Christmas Party Fund.

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