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Thursday, 27 June 2013

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Kanye has just bought his brand new baby-mama Kim a pair of $900 imported Portuguese high heels.

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California - New mother Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Kanye West were enjoying dinner at The Silly Sardine Seafood Diner while Mama Kardashian (Kris Jenner) watched little North West back at her home in Beverly Hills.

As Kim and Kanye were leaving the restaurant they were approached by Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld. She asked how they were doing.

Kim was all smiles and she remarked that she was feeling great and was as happy as an anteater at a fire ant convention.

Kanye, who never, ever smiles simply smirked and made some kind of weird-sounding space creature sound.

Miss Wine asked Kim if the rumor that the couple wanted to appear on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars was true.

Kim replied that it was true. She said that her and Kanye decided that they wanted to show the American people that they are both excellent dancers and are not just two pretty faces.

The 32-year-old Kim said that she would like to get paired with either Val Chmerkovskiy or Derek Hough.

When Kanye was asked who he would like to get paired with he rolled his eyes and made some kind of inaudible space alien-like sound.

SIDENOTE: Kim told Miss Wine that her sister Khloe has already bought baby North West her very first pair of baby high heel shoes.

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