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Thursday, 27 June 2013

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Heidi Klum is 40, but she says she feels likes she's 20. (Photo by Nick "The Stick" Cannon).

HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Klum, one of the judges on America's Got Talent, has learned a very valuable lesson - marriages might not be forever but tattoos are, or at least until one spends lots of money and goes through a lot of needless pain to get them removed.

Klum does not call her tattoo a tattoo but instead prefers to refer to it by the nicer sounding term - body art.

Well as Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo said some years ago, "You can put lipstick and a bonnet on a damn rattlesnake but the SOB is still a damn rattlesnake."

The 40-year-old Klum stated that she now wishes that the right arm body art with the name of ex-husband Seal had been done in 6 point size instead of in 40 point size.

The German born model said that noted tattoo artist Bong Bong is doing the ink art removal. She confessed that it is a time-consuming process and the pain is a real bitch and almost as bad as the pain of childbirth.

She said that Bong Bong told her that in all of the times he has done tattoo removing he cannot remember hearing anyone scream louder than she does with the one possible exception of New England quarterback Tom Brady.

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