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Wednesday, 26 June 2013

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Hillary Clinton will be portrayed in the movie by Scarlett Johansson. (Photo by George Clooney).

HOLLYWOOD - LaLaLand is already jumping on the huge NSA scandal regarding former NSA contractor Edward Snowden alias The Whistleblower.

Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo has just learned that noted Italian director Bandini Borrapelli has signed on with Pipe Dream Films to direct Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev in Hide & Seek - The Edward Snowden Story.

Borrapelli told de Gallo that he could not have picked a better actor to play the part of Snowden who is presently studying Conversational Spanish In Russia.

The famed director stated that there are some amazing similarities between Snowden and Somerhalder. He pointed out that both are big fans of the 70s band Creedence Clearwater Revival.

Also both individuals know a vast array of Mother-in-Law jokes and the two are big fans of MLB's Texas Rangers baseball team.

Nina Dobrev will star as Inga Limbowitz, the sexy free-lance reporter who first broke the NSA Scandal story.

Reports filtering out of the White House are that President Obama has texted President Putin and requested that he turn Snowden over to U.S. authorities as soon as possible.

Putin has responded with an emphatic "Nopeovich."

Borrapelli said that they will begin filming in one week and they will film as the incident plays out allowing for time to takes its course.

SIDENOTE: Also appearing in the movie with Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev will be Denzel Washington as President Obama, Halle Berry as Michelle Obama, Scarlett Johansson as Hillary Clinton, and John Goodman as Rush Limbaugh. Vice-President Joe Biden has agreed to play himself.

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