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Sunday, 23 June 2013

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Justin Bieber at the age of 8 playing space ship in his mother's clothes dryer.

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Demi Lovato flew to Albuquerque to visit a relative she hadn't seen in some time.

She was approached by Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette and asked about her show X-Factor. Lovato replied that she was excited that Simon Cowell had asked her to return as a judge.

The "Skyscraper" singer said that she did not really care for the nonchalant way that her fellow judge Britney Spears carried herself on the show last season.

Lovato said that Simon even met with her three times and told her that she needed to act a little more lively and say more than her mini remarks to the contestants such as "I liked it," "That was nice," and "Say girl, you hit the right notes."

Demi was asked about her best friend Selena Gomez. She answered that Selena was fine now that she had finally gotten out of her relationship with the little troubled Canadian boy (Justin Bieber).

Lovato told Miss Kixx that she really wondered if Justin is ever going to grow up.

Kixx replied that she did not think so because he is spoiled beyond belief. Demi said that she agreed with her and added that Justin is doing his very best to become the guy version of Lindsay Lohan.

In Other News. Word out of LaLaLand is that the world famous Louisiana voodoo woman Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette is in talks to star in her own reality show to be called, You Need A Voodoo Spell - I Gots One.

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