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Sunday, 23 June 2013

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The Cedars-Sinai Medical Center delivery room where North West was born.

LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian says that she is thrilled that she has finally had her baby so that she can start doing sit ups, push ups, and jumping jacks and get her fantastic figure back.

She said that having a baby was not as bad as Jessica Simpson, Angelina Jolie, and Ann Romney all made it out to be.

Kim proudly boasted that her new baby daughter named North West, looks just like her and her mom, Mama Kardashian AKA Kris Jenner.

The Kimster was asked by Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine how the father was taking it all. She grinned and said that she thinks that she finally saw Kanye smile for the very first time since they began their relationship.

The 32-year-old Kardashian told Miss Dupree that Kanye has already written 9 songs about his new baby girl.

She said that the latest one is called, "Yo Baby North West, Dontcha Be Crying Too Much Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Ya Hear?"

[EDITOR'S NOTE: According to The Amalgamated Agency of Data Gathering, Kanye West, who is 36-years-old, has not smiled since back in May of 1994, which is 20 years.]

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